Weird things happen every day

One day when I was chatting with Odysseus online, we were talking about some of the crazy messages that Penelope and I get in our Myspace inboxes. Truly, you have no idea how many weird things happen to me every day as a sex(y) blogger. It's not so much the blog really, but the Myspace profile that is associated with it, that brings out the crazy people. I decided to go through my files and post here for you the weirdness that I call, "An Average Tuesday."

I swear to the Blogger God that these are real, genuine messages from Myspace. Now, here's the kicker -- these are also the first contact people made. This is how some people say hello to me. Incidentally, it should be noted that these were copied and pasted exactly as they were written. Any errors in grammar or spelling were in the original message to me:

• would you like to get together sometime. I would like to chat with you and cum up with a date im rick
• I am a sub would you be able to doanything for me
• i think you need to be tied up and spanked. we need to hook up so i can give you what you diserve
  
• would u mind letting me see a full pic of u if u dont mind id love to see all of u
• i dont normally do this but you really caught my attention. im an attatched fellow looking to just get crazy for once. im looking for someone to experiment with me and take me on unforgettable adventures. i want to visit the side of the relm where you enjoy most. if your interested, your reply would be greatly appreciated.
• would u take 800 for a night wit ur sexy ass can u handle 9 inches??
• how does a man get the opportunity to fuck such a sexy, sexually liberated woman such as urself?
• u so sexy i want fuck u right now sexy moma
• mabye my mom and me can be ur first mother/son team?

...and it isn't even a full moon...
(P and O: I hope you two are having lots of sex today!)